since it’s jenniferina seahorse’s birthday she asked if i could write aaanything kurt/sebastian so naturally i set it in an au where kurt and blaine are dating and both stayed at dalton in s3, so blaine is still the warblers’s fearless little leader king and the slushie stuff never ever happened (◡‿◡✿)
…and kurt and sebastian just so happen to be forced to kiss (⊙‿⊙✿)“No,” Kurt says immediately when the bottle stops on Sebastian. “No. I am not kissing him.”
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anon prompted: Kurt & Sebastian + a cruise!
(eta in big neon coloured letters: also it’s me so like. klaine?)Sebastian sweeps his eyes across the small restaurant to the bar, and – freezes and grins, happily, when he sees a guy sitting there. The man’s head is held high and he has one leg crossed over another, and there’s no way in hell that he isn’t gay.
He’s not Sebastian’s type at all – tall and scrawny and, Sebastian notices when he walks closer and the guy stands up, with a depressingly flat ass. His lips, though, are definitely pretty enough to suck cock for one night.
Anderbros AU: Even Sebastian doesn’t realize the potential shitstorm he just got Kurt and Blaine into.
Blaine AU | Blaine is the choir teacher at Dalton Academy. When their latest performance becomes a disaster, he shows his students how they should have done it…
Sebastian totally has a Blaine Stan tumblr where he just reblogs all the Blaine stuff and tags it with stuff like, “TIGHT LITTLE ASS!!!” and “FLAW FREE QUEEN!!!” Basically he’d be like the evil version of ohmygodstopit, and all his tags would be like, “sexy little pea” and “slutty little cupcake.”
Sebastian Performance Appreciation (SPA) - Dark Side